Summary:
Currently we dispatch the writing mode off of a runtime enum passed in
by the constructor. This causes very unfortunate codegen for the GPU
targets where we get worst-case codegen because of the unused function
pointer for `sprintf`. Instead, this patch moves all of this to a
template so it can be masked out. This results in no dynamic stack and
uses 60 VGPRs instead of 117. It also compiles about 5x as fast.

Forgot to change a size_t to an int, which caused warnings on gcc but
not clang for some reason. Regardless, this patch fixes the issue.

Implements the posix-specified strftime conversions for the default
locale, along with comprehensive unit tests. This reuses a lot of design
from printf, as well as the printf writer.

Roughly based on #111305, but with major rewrites.